Miss Amanda Milinthrop the First
Developed a substantial thirst
Resulting in her looking bleary
Hoping mates still find her cheery.
She loves the thrill of gin and tonic
Although affected something chronic
Dancing on or slumped under table
To cope with booze she wasn’t able.
Miss Amanda Milinthrop the very First
Screwballed when she’d slaked her thirst
Swigged from Three to well past Eleven
And woke up dead just outside Heaven.
The moral of this tale will maybe shock
A crazy mind won’t let you safely rock.